<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017497.html">How Much Is That Wednesday One-Liner in the Window?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 100601 -->50-something Long Island woman, showing pictures of her dog while talking non-stop about it: And this is Cici wearing a hat, she usually wears a hat when she goes out. And this is Cici, very drunk...<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Nathan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102250 -->Guy on cell walking a tiny poodle: Dude! The dog did it again. (pause) No, I swear, dude. The. Dog. Did. It. Again. (pause) Dude! This dog talks. Talks.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 43rd St, Astoria<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102649 -->(little girl finishes petting a stranger&#39;s dog)<br/>Girl&#39;s mother: Now say &quot;thank you&quot; to its human.<br/><br/>--Central Park Lawn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103373 -->Hyper tween schoolgirl: Hey mom, remember when we brought the dog to the mall and he peed in a coconut?<br/><br/>--La Pallette, 12th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101519 -->Guy to friend: I love her more than anything, but something about the way her puppy&#39;s paws smell really seal it.<br/><br/>--Rosa&#39;s Pizza, Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Craig<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2008