<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017535.html">Tonight&#39;s Movie: <i>The Italian Job</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 109045 -->Hot girl: Every time I look in the mirror, I cry a little bit inside.<br/>Hot girl&#39;s friend: Why? But you&#39;re like so pretty.<br/>Hot girl: For all the ugly people out there who must feel so unsatisfied with themselves and their nonexistent sex lives when they look at me and think, "wow if only I had such assets. If only my butt jiggled like that."<br/>Hot girl&#39;s friend: What is with you and your obsession with anal intercourse? You can have a perfectly balanced sex life and not engage in anal sex.<br/>Hot girl: Not if you&#39;re Italian.<br/>Hot girl&#39;s friend: Ohhh, so that&#39;s why Italians have such nice asses. All that thrusting must widen the butt cheeks tremendously.<br/><br/>--64th & 1st<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 3, 2009