<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017548.html">It Was His Valentine&#39;s Gift to Me This Year</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 95591 -->Office chick #1: So you liked the movie <i>Waiting</i>, right?<br/>Office chick #2: Yep.<br/>Office chick #1: Remember "the goat"?<br/>Office chick #2: Yeah, junk stuffed between his legs and displayed from behind!<br/>Office chick #1: Yeah, my husband just came up with a new one called "the heart"!<br/>Office chick #2: What&#39;s that?<br/>Office chick #1: He grabs his sack, pulls it up over his dick, and spreads the skin out at the top, so it kinda looks like a heart.<br/>Office chick #2: Yeah?<br/>Office chick #1: Then he tenses up his dick a few times so that it looks like the heart is beating.<br/>Office chick #2: Cool.<br/><br/>--McDonald&#39;s<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 4, 2009