<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017562.html">What, No "Package" Joke?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 92055 -->Man, after quizzing guy wearing shirt that says "Lay a ghost ceremony": "Lay a ghost ceremony"? I had to ask. I thought it was sexual.<br/>Woman: I&#39;m glad you did, I was wondering too.<br/>Man: It&#39;s because I&#39;m a Scorpio. Everything is sexual to me. Even the US Postal Service box is saying something sexual to me. I mean, come on, "All service window?" You can&#39;t tell me that doesn&#39;t sound sexual.<br/>(woman gets her package and leaves)<br/>Man: Have a good day! Don&#39;t forget about the all service window!<br/><br/>--Post Office, 14th St & 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Erin<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 5, 2009