<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017567.html">I Mean, That Would Be <i>Unseemly</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81648 -->Jersey chick: I mean, what do I do? He is like all over me but wont have sex with me. What do I do?<br/>Girl peeing in bathroom stall: I think you should just say, "fuck me or you&#39;re gay!" I mean, that&#39;s what I would do.<br/>Jersey chick: I just don&#39;t get it, you know. And seriously, he is the hottest guy I&#39;ve ever made out with, like hotter than anyone I&#39;ve ever made out with.<br/>Girl peeing in bathroom stall: I mean seriously, just say, "fuck me or you&#39;re gay. If you don&#39;t fuck me, you are gay." that&#39;s what I would do.<br/>Jersey girl: But he can&#39;t be gay, he&#39;s too hot.<br/>Girl peeing in bathroom stall: But there are a lot of hot guys who are gay. It&#39;s probably because he&#39;s so hot.<br/>Jersey girl: I just don&#39;t know what to do. He like comes up to me and is dancing with me and telling me to come home with him. But like, I don&#39;t know what to do. I mean, I&#39;m from Jersey! I live in Jersey, I can&#39;t just stay with him, can I?<br/>Girl comes out from peeing in bathroom stall: I don&#39;t know dude.<br/><br/>--Bar, Park Ave & 27th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shawn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 5, 2009