<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017568.html">The Sure Cure for Imaginary Problems</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 94911 -->Hipster teenage girl: Yeah, trust me you&#39;d know if you&#39;d seen me disgruntled.<br/>Hipster teenage boy: I haven&#39;t?<br/>Hipster teenage girl: Nope. Well...talking online, maybe.<br/>Hipster teenage boy: Oh, you&#39;re always disgruntled online. You always have some huge, massive crisis.<br/>Hipster teenage girl: Oh yeah, once I was really pissed off at you. I scream a lot when I&#39;m disgruntled.<br/>Hipster teenage boy: At me?<br/>Hipster teenage girl: No, just in general. At my room mostly.<br/>(long pause)<br/>Hipster teenage girl: I&#39;m bored. Let&#39;s go to my house and do some lines!<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009