<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017570.html">And <a Href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/007271.html">in the Closet</a></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 93134 -->Drunk hipster guy #1 (screaming): Let&#39;s see who can make out with the fattest girl tonight. Whoever makes out with the fattest gets ten dollars from everyone else.<br/>Drunk hipster guy #2 (also screaming): Yeah, and if there&#39;s a close call, she can judge.<br/>Drunk hipster girl: Hey, I want in on this action! That could be 50 bucks.<br/>Guy #1: Okay, okay, you can play too. But if it comes down to a close call between us guys you have to decide which girl is fatter.<br/>Drunk hipster guy #3: And she can have a good personality.<br/>Drunk hipster guy #4: Why are we screaming?<br/>Drunk hipster guy #1: Because we&#39;re Italian.<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: revolted<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009