<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017571.html">Wait-- Didn&#39;t You Give Your Mom Hoop Earrings for Christmas?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 82260 -->Girl, telling joke: A seven-year-old daughter said to her mother: "Today in school I learned where babies come from."<br/>Mother: Oh, really?<br/>Daughter: Yea, a mommy and daddy take off all their clothes, the mommy makes the dad happy and his thingy stands up a little. Then the mommy puts the thingy in her mouth and the thingy stands up all the way and explodes, and that&#39;s where babies come from.<br/>Mother: No, honey, that&#39;s where jewelry comes from.<br/>(laughs)<br/>Guy listening, with horrified face: Wait a second, my mom has a shitload of jewelry. Oh, goddammit, eewwwwwwwwwwwww!<br/>Girl: I&#39;m never going to look at your mom the same way ever again.<br/><br/>--Arthur Avenue<br/><br/>Overheard by: Reza Daneshvar<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009