<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017572.html">Who Says Life&#39;s No Picnic for New Yorkers?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 95440 -->Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver to woman with pizza: Lemme...uh...have that pizza. (woman smiles awkwardly, thinking it&#39;s a joke) I wasn&#39;t kidding. Lemme have that pizza. (woman holding a bag of cookies gets on bus with child)<br/>Heavy-set and sweaty bus driver: Oh, lemme just...uh uh...have one of these...uh uh...cookies. (takes cookie)<br/>Small Asian woman (taken aback and extremely confused): What? You can&#39;t take these. <br/>(bus driver stuffs cookie in mouth and ignores woman)<br/>(later)<br/>Bus driver, on PA: Lady, these are some good cookies.<br/><br/>--Uptown Bus to Met from Port Authority<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009