<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017574.html">Jeez, Who <i>Wouldn&#39;t</i> Want Devastating Vortices?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 100283 -->Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I need to blend this. I wish I had blenders for hands.<br/>Serious friend: Some people would want to be able to fly or read minds... I guess that&#39;s a pretty good super power too.<br/>Overcaffeinated teen with drink: I&#39;d used my blender hands to stir up the air and fly, like helicopter propellers.<br/>Serious friend: Come on, think about the physics of that. If anything, you&#39;d just create two devastating vortices on either side of you and suck everybody in. No flying.<br/>Overcaffeinated teen with drink: If we&#39;re already asking for blender hands, I think a minor change in the laws of physics would be workable.<br/>Serious friend: True. (spins hands like blender-propellers)<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lynne<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009