<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017575.html">Where Would This Site Be Without the Hobos?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 82322 -->Trinidadian hobo: Step into the car and please don&#39;t block the doors. There&#39;s another train directly behind this one. Biiing-bonnng! That&#39;s from the old cars. This is how they do it now: "Dingdong!" (recorded "if you see something, say something" message plays; hobo recites the message along with it, mimicking perfectly.) "Tell a police officer or an MTA employee." Or tell me, because it might be a bag o&#39; money. Or weed. But if it&#39;s only a nickel bag of weed, just turn it in to a policeman. If it&#39;s a 500-pound bag, give it to me! I need that haze! Now, here&#39;s a picture of my wife. Two years ago, on Easter Sunday, my wife passed away of a massive heart attack. I want you all to know about this because I want you all to know I&#39;m still single. The ladies, that is, not the men. I&#39;m not gay. I have gay friends, but I&#39;m not gay. I&#39;m a lesbian. I&#39;m a lesbian because I love what they eat!<br/><br/>--4 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aloof Loner<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2009