<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017581.html">Holy Wednesday One-Liners, Batman!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 97255 -->Agitated man: God gave you a penis and a road map to the world! You don&#39;t need maps!<br/><br/>--Washington Square &amp; University Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96162 -->Tween: God wants me to get drunk tonight!<br/><br/>--3rd &amp; Mercer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98641 -->Four-year-old child to mother: Mommy! We have to go to church on Sunday. God is going to repent us on Sunday!<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Marie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101631 -->Hobo: And then I fucked god!<br/><br/>--Heckscher Playground, Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shiki<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109931 -->Jewish girl to friend: Oy! My bagel looks like god jerked off on it.<br/><br/>--Guy &amp; Gallards, 34th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Awkwardly eating his breakfast<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110014 -->Drunk girl to drunk friend crying on her coat: It&#39;s always so hard when you lose your soulmate in the bathroom line, but it&#39;s like, god works in mysterious ways, you know.<br/><br/>--W Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wes<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 7, 2009