<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017582.html">Freshly-Minted Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 105125 -->Annoying Jersey girl on cell: I&#39;m not frugal. I&#39;m, like, not frugal with a vengeance. I, like, refuse to consider money.<br/><br/>--19th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hobo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96855 -->Columbia University administrator: It gets difficult to manage finances as your endowment reaches the size of the GDP of a small country.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Senatore<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106487 -->Bike messenger (yelling): Could anybody spare $50,000?<br/><br/>--6th Ave &amp; 20th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: thiess<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107547 -->Man: I mean, what does does she *really* get out of riding a five thousand dollar scooter?<br/><br/>--Outside Think Coffee<br/><br/>Overheard by: nemily<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109834 -->Suit on cell: You see, the thing with money counters is they jam...and when you are in a roomful of illiterate afghans, there&#39;s 8 million on the table and they mistrust you.<br/><br/>--Mercer &amp; Grand<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110106 -->Professor: I bet none of you wrote that in your admissions essay. &quot;I want money.&quot; Actually, that might be successful. They might think, &quot;hey, that&#39;s pretty cool, they&#39;re telling the truth.&quot;<br/><br/>--NYU Law<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 7, 2009