<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017583.html">Wednesday One-Liners Rob the Cradle</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98141 -->Teen: I&#39;m 14 years old and I&#39;m still a virgin...how sick is that??<br/><br/>--Simon Baruch Middle School<br/><br/>Overheard by: the art major<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102308 -->Random old guy: The only thing I like more than children is more children.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, 83rd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maianess<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107408 -->20-something guy to friend, casually: Oh, yeah, and the high school girl doesn&#39;t want a relationship.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: rachelandkaceyfuckup<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109310 -->Hipster girl to a group of friends: I can&#39;t date him. It would be like dating a kid, and not like in a really good way. (awkward silence) Uhm, not that there is a really good way to date a kid.<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110168 -->Guy: You can do that to a girl but you can&#39;t do that to a guy! That&#39;s child molestation!<br/><br/>--Astor Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: inching away<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108816 -->Professor: Did I ever tell you? I used to work at a carnival operating the kiddie rides. (laughs) And no! I never became a pedophile!<br/><br/>--Wagner College<br/><br/>Overheard by: good to know<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 7, 2009