<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017588.html">Wednesday One-Liners for the Thirteen-Year-Old in Everyone</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 101600 -->Girl to friend: Whenever I get a really big booger, I feed it to the dog.<br/><br/>--Apartment Building, Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105226 -->Girl: And the doctor asked if she&#39;d gone down on anyone lately, and she said &quot;yeah, and when I was doing it, all these little bumps kept falling off in my mouth,&quot; and the doctor said &quot;you have genital warts in your throat.&quot;<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: atrain<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106081 -->Man on cell: And he opened a can of worms, ate the whole thing and then spit it all into his friend&#39;s mouth. We were dry heaving. But everyone just looked at us weird.<br/><br/>--1st &amp; 15th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Angela<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107949 -->Preteen boy on cell: (belches) Huh? (belches again, loudly) What did you say? I can&#39;t hear you, I&#39;m burping.<br/><br/>--77th &amp; 2nd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107335 -->Girl to friend: My dad would say, &quot;don&#39;t send her chocolate, it makes mucus.&quot;<br/><br/>--W 24th St &amp; 10th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Fred Daubert<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 7, 2009