<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017594.html">Two Words That Are Really Interchangable</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 103613 -->(conductor makes muffled announcement)<br/>Girl #1: (gasp)<br/>Girl #2: What did she say?<br/>Girl #1: "Stand clear of the closing doors, bitch!"<br/>Woman nearby: I think she said "please".<br/>Man: I like their version better.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Dawgn Heat</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Dave Chappelle's New Job As Subway Conductor Poses Some Problems" - Andrew<br/>&middot; "It Could Have Been, "Bitch, Please!" and Everyone Would Have Been Happy" - Jared Rizzi<br/>&middot; "Ludacris Finds Himself Unexpectedly Inspired" - <a href="http://artists.letssingit.com/ludacris-lyrics-move-bitch-7zxj8r1" target="_blank">SmR</a><br/>&middot; "Makes You Wonder What Charlie Brown's Parents Were Really Saying" - Jeff<br/>&middot; "You Have to Use Profanity to Be Taken Seriously in New York" - KAC<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 5, 2009