<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017596.html">Wouldn't That Be Statuary Rape?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 110876 -->Guy, looking at Greek marble sculptures: Hey, did you ever notice that a lot of these guys are missing their penises?<br/>Girl: I think that has to do with early Christian sanctions on pagan idols.<br/>Guy: Oh. (pauses) I thought someone out there just had a really big dildo collection.<br/><br/>--The Met<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 8, 2009