<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017602.html">Which Is <em>Full</em> Of Men I&#39;d Fuck</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 79676 -->Supposedly straight guy from Boston: Tom Brady is the best quarterback in the NFL.<br/>Skinny Asian guy: I don&#39;t think he&#39;s the best, but he&#39;s pretty good.<br/>Attractive, tall guy: He&#39;s no Joe Montana.<br/>Supposedly straight guy from Boston: That&#39;s bullshit, he&#39;s the best ever, and you can&#39;t really argue that point. Just look at how many touchdowns he has.<br/>Skinny Asian guy: Man, you are in love with him, it&#39;s a little scary.<br/>Supposedly straight guy from Boston (completely serious): I am, I would totally let him fuck me if he would let me hang out with him...I would be the man.<br/>Skinny Asian guy: I thought you were straight?<br/>Supposedly straight guy from Boston: Fuck you! I am straight but that doesn&#39;t mean I can&#39;t bang Tom Brady. I wouldn&#39;t give him oral though, I don&#39;t think.<br/>Overweight Hispanic guy drinking appletini: Football sucks compared to soccer.<br/><br/>--45th & Madison<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 8, 2009