<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017614.html">Where They Don&#39;t Even <i>Have</i> Lettuce</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 82585 -->(large group of rowdy ghetto teens gets on train, one sits and begins eating a hamburger)<br/>Girl: Yo, why do white people be thinkin&#39; niggas like tomato on they sandwich?<br/>Guy friend: I dunno.<br/>(girl begins throwing lettuce and tomato on the ground)<br/>Old man across the train: You&#39;re disgusting!<br/>Girl: Hey, fuck you!<br/>Guy friend: Yo, he just called you disgusting!<br/>Girl: Well, he can kiss my ass!<br/>Guy friend: Them&#39;s fightin&#39; words on my block.<br/>Old man, exiting train: Oh, go back to ghetto, you piece of shit!<br/>Girl: That&#39;s exactly where we goin&#39;, muthafucker!<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: ahhh, New York<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 9, 2009