<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017615.html">In the Ladies' Room, There's a Harpsichordist and a Magical Angel Who Washes Your Hands <i>for</i> You.</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 109605 -->(in crowded bathroom)<br/>Bathroom attendant: Okay fellas, hurry it up, stop talking, just piss, give me a dollar, wash your hands and get out.<br/>Random alchi: What? Hell no, I ain't tipping you.<br/>Bathroom attendant: Then lick your fingers!<br/><br/>--72nd & Columbus<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 9, 2009