<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017655.html"><a Href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/005563.html">The Five-Second Rule</a> Does <i>Not</i> Apply to Buses</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 110556 -->Disgusted mother to little girl who picked up a Swedish fish she dropped on the bus floor: Don&#39;t eat that.<br/>Little girl, dusting it off: It&#39;s okay, I&#39;ll kiss it up to god.<br/>Mother: Don&#39;t you dare put that in your mouth. You have no idea what was on the floor.<br/>Little girl, putting it in her mouth and chewing it: It&#39;s okay! I kissed it up to god! (swallows it) What are you going to do about it?<br/>Mother, angrily: I&#39;m not going to do anything. You&#39;re just going to die.<br/><br/>--Q18 Bus<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 13, 2009