<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017665.html">Wednesday One-Liners? <i>Kinky</i>!</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 104765 -->300-pound girl on phone: Girl, you showed your whole booty crack? I know, he's into that kinky downtown shit.<br/><br/>--14th St & 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: bastardo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105713 -->Loud upstate girl: I think...doin' any kinda research inta furries? You're in trouble.<br/><br/>--Hudson & Houston<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105979 -->Hoochie: I mean, you gonna handcuff me, then handcuff me. But, you know, when I gotta go do my shit, I gotta go.<br/><br/>--1st St & 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: stephie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106057 -->Curly-haired girl on cell: I've totally got a cold too! But I've also got bondage tape. And a cell phone activated vibrator.<br/><br/>--Ouidad salon<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110195 -->Suit to another, while having lunch on bench: You put duct tape on her mouth and you do it from behind.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110374 -->Guy at table: You know, she's a quality girl, even when I was in handcuffs, I could tell that she was a quality girl.<br/><br/>--Carnegie Deli<br/><br/>Overheard by: Spazz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 14, 2009