<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017666.html"><i>Grumpy Old Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 109582 -->Old man in laundry room: I saw a young man the other day put about 8 Levi&#39;s in this little machine, here. They came out with soap all over them because he didn&#39;t give them enough room. I turned to him and said, &quot;young man, you need your mother.&quot;<br/><br/>--25th St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam and AMC<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105182 -->Old man, yelling at a passing ambulance with blaring sirens: Oh, shut the fuck up. Goddamnit!<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Washington Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106753 -->Little old lady, passing a steep cellar: Wow. I wouldn&#39;t want to be drunk going down those stairs.<br/><br/>--Broome Street b/w Allen &amp; Eldridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: always take the elevator<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109051 -->Little old lady to physical therapist: Can I Facebook friend you?<br/><br/>--Parkside Physical Therapy, 100th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109837 -->Old Greek man to another: Ya gotta use ya mind, ya money, and ya mouth. Mmm. The three Ms.<br/><br/>--Ditmars<br/><br/>Overheard by: ashley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110378 -->Old lady with walker to nurse: I just love fresh air and a cigarette.<br/><br/>--5th &amp; B<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Glaser<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110597 -->Older man to waiter: You didn&#39;t tell me that soup wasn&#39;t included. I can&#39;t believe you&#39;re charging someone of my generation for soup. I shouldn&#39;t have to pay for just water, chicken, and rice. Some of us here are on a fixed income. (to neighboring table) You be careful! Your bill&#39;s going to come to $30! (pays at register) You should have told me. Now I hope you&#39;re happy that tomorrow an old man won&#39;t be able to afford his medicine.<br/><br/>--New Wave Cafe, 79th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 14, 2009