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<!-- ID = 95971 -->Guy #1: I was sleeping and someone came in and stabbed me in the head three times! Next thing I know I'm in a coma for two months!<br/>Guy #2: Whoa...was you high? <br/>Guy #1: High?! Man, I was sleeping! How can I be high when I asleep?<br/>Guy #2: Oh...<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: cs<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 17, 2009