<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017749.html">Same Thing Happened to Me at a Strip Club. True Story</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 99295 -->Pet shop owner: Don't touch the puppies!<br/>Girl: He touched me!<br/>Pet shop owner: He can't read. The sign is there for you.<br/><br/>--Pet Shop<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 20, 2009