<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017802.html">...Four or Five Hours After You Report Them</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 99849 -->Woman with migraine: Help me! I'm dying! I'm dying!<br/>Triage nurse: Alright ma'am, just calm down and tell me what the problem is.<br/>Woman with migraine: I'm fucking dying, what are you, stupid?<br/>Triage nurse: Well, as soon as you develop some signs or symptoms other than being obnoxious, we'll talk.<br/><br/>--NYU Medical Center ER<br/><br/>Overheard by: Turn their ankles<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 25, 2009