<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017963.html">Once I Tried Jacking Off <i>Before</i> the Pizza and It Totally Threw Off My Chi</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 101815 -->Girl, saying goodbye: So what are we all doing after this?<br/>Guy: Well, I'm going to do what I normally do--go home alone, eat a slice of pizza and jack off.<br/><br/>--PATH Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maria<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 7, 2009