<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018014.html">Wednesday Would Hit These One-Liners in a <i>Heartbeat</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98805 -->Random guy to everyone nearby: Yes, you are sexier than Conor Oberst--all of you.<br/><br/>--McCarren Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chris K<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99158 -->Beer guy: I got sexy beer for sexy people! Beer so cold it talks back to you! If you don&#39;t drink beer, you die!<br/><br/>--Brighton Beach<br/><br/>Overheard by: Damn, I&#39;d better by a beer...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103126 -->Little boy in preppy school uniform to Asian teenage girl: Mmmmmmm...I like sexy girls. I like them a loooot. (takes out imaginary cell phone) Mmmm, mmhmm...I&#39;d like that. Ohhh.<br/><br/>--M1 Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109630 -->Hobo to guy carrying mirror: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who&#39;s the sssssexiest of &#39;em all?<br/><br/>--13th &amp; 5th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112924 -->Freshman to group of friends: Yo, when Jack* first got his hair cut it looked mad weird, but now it looks mad sexy, no homo. It kind of looks like the Jonas Brothers.<br/><br/>--Bard High School Early College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111659 -->Columbia girl: She was sexy, but she shouldn&#39;t have done that. That&#39;s so Adam Smith.<br/><br/>--1 train<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 11, 2009