<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018100.html">A Better Question: Why Did Everyone Still Show Up?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 114060 -->Puzzled student: Professor, according to the syllabus we have a paper due in a week... What's it on?<br/>Equally puzzled philosophy professor: You have a paper due in a week? I was afraid of that!<br/>Puzzled student: Also, according to the syllabus, we don't even have class today. There's...nothing written there.<br/>Equally puzzled philosophy professor: Really? Huh. Well, I must have been drunk when I did that.<br/><br/>--Fordham University<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 20, 2009