<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018170.html">Mohs Scale Reaches Frat House Heights</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 107771 -->Frat boy #1: I was so trashed last night.<br/>Frat boy #2: Have you always used the phrase "soft 3, hard 8"?<br/>Frat boy #1: Nah, I kinda made that up last night.<br/>Frat boy #2: You&#39;re not embarrassed?<br/>Frat boy #1: Nah, hard 8.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Steve<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: katcob</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Drunk or Sober, You Can't Fool Me About Pencil Lead" - Bill A<br/>&middot; "I Am Willing to Let the World Know How I Like My Eggs" - <a href="http://johnnyb-lateforthesky.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">JohnnyB</a><br/>&middot; "It's a Grower!" - Cass<br/>&middot; "Just Remember to Call "No Homo" Next Time, Okay?" - version<br/>&middot; "Really? Only 8 and You're Not Embarrassed?" - Keith<br/>&middot; "What's *Your* Sleep-It-Off Number?" - <a href="http://coyoty.net" target="_blank">Coyoty</a><br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 26, 2009