<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018240.html">All You Need Is Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 109881 -->Announcer guy: Hey girl, I love your face. And Charmin loves the other end!<br/><br/>--Charmin NYC Restrooms, Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nathan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109966 -->Drunk boyfriend: Thanksgiving is over, and so is our love!<br/><br/>--Grand &amp; Leonard, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: fanny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110120 -->Subway busker, about next song: This is not a love song. The reason that this is not a love song is because I don&#39;t like her anymore.<br/><br/>--Time Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111192 -->Philosophy professor on last day of class: If you love something, set it free. And if it flies away, run after it and kill it.<br/><br/>--City College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dan Lurie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112445 -->20-something guy to friend sharing iPod with him: I would do anything to live there...I would pretend to be in love.<br/><br/>--Downtown 6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: dallas<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112852 -->Woman on cell: I will skin and tar you. (pause) Oh, I love you!<br/><br/>--W Broadway &amp; W 3rd St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 4, 2009