<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018273.html">The <i>Principal</i> Gives You Crabs.</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 104239 -->Middle school geography teacher: What do we rely on the ocean for?<br/>Student, excitedly waving hand in the air: Crabs! The ocean gives me crabs!<br/>Teacher, choking back a laugh: Maybe you should just say the ocean gives you fish...<br/><br/>--Flushing, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: I've never gotten crabs from an ocean<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 7, 2009