<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018319.html">Wednesday One-Liners Think "Speed Dating" Requires Meth</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 110191 -->Jewish girl: She signs up for JDate, goes out to dinner, and is engaged in four months. I sign up for JDate, and I go out to dinner with a duck. What the hell!<br/><br/>--Astoria<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109155 -->Suit on cell: That&#39;s what you get when you start dating at age 18 while volunteering in a Croatian refugee camp.<br/><br/>--M66 Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111391 -->Female 30-something suit: Why would you think I don&#39;t have taste in men just because I&#39;d do a guy with a hook, or a guy in a wheelchair?<br/><br/>--31st &amp; Crescent, Astoria<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114539 -->Loud woman on cell: It&#39;s called &quot;communication,&quot; Larry! Communication! You are such an idiot!<br/><br/>--3rd Ave b/w 40th &amp; 41st<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tom<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114054 -->College guy to friend: I don&#39;t understand it, man. Every time I go out with this girl, like her vagina is showing.<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111185 -->Man on cell: 26 years? Damn! After 26 <i>days</i>, I&#39;d be all like, &quot;bitch, I love you and all, but the next word that comes outta yo mouth, I&#39;m gonna have to bash yo head in with a frying pan. I&#39;m sicka hearin&#39; the sound of yo voice!&quot; No, of course I don&#39; mean that, baby.<br/><br/>--JFK Airport<br/><br/>Overheard by: Riot<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 11, 2009