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<!-- ID = 111804 -->Thug: Good afternoon, kind public. Y'all want some stolen shit? I got that. <br/>(passing girl laughs)<br/>Friend of thug: Don't laugh at that, that shit ain't funny.<br/>Girl: Oh, but it so is.<br/>Thug: Hey, little lady, may I interest you in some fine ass stolen shit?<br/><br/>--33rd & 8th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 28, 2009