<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018516.html">Same Reason <i>You</i> Aren&#39;t Homeschooling Him</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111574 -->Angry parent: So what you are telling me is you know nothing about how my son&#39;s face got bruised.<br/>Teacher: No, ma&#39;am. Like I said, it happened at recess. I am on my lunch during their recess.<br/>Angry parent: So you weren&#39;t there? You didn&#39;t see nothing?<br/>Teacher: I did not see anything. I was not there. I was on my lunch.<br/>Angry parent: So you wasn&#39;t there? You is his teacher but you&#39;s not with him all day?<br/>Teacher: No ma&#39;am. If I were with these students all day, I would kill myself.<br/><br/>--Public School, Bronx<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Mar 28, 2009