<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018689.html">My Drunkenness Has Been Sub Par, Though.</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 117193 -->Girl #1: Are you going away for spring break?<br/>Girl #2: No. I wish I could.<br/>Guy: I'm not. I'm auditioning for that reality show.<br/>Girl #1: Oh, good luck.<br/>Guy: But I'd better get it...I've been sleeping with all of them.<br/><br/>--NYU Dining Hall<br/><br/>Overheard by: KMW<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 11, 2009