<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018771.html">You're Just Lucky I Can't Afford <i>Eggs</i></a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 117381 -->Professor: Not only will I take off points, but I will go and TP your house.<br/>Student: It's a really long drive...<br/>Professor: It's worth it to me.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Spazz<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 18, 2009