<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018816.html">Genius Is 1% Inspiration and 99% Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 115636 -->Suit on cell: You&#39;re stupid enough to swallow a condom but you&#39;re smart enough to know you can sue someone.<br/><br/>--69th &amp; York<br/><br/>Overheard by: Eugene<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99348 -->Attractive tall Asian chick with purple hair on cell: There&#39;s no way I would be compatible with someone so much smarter than me.<br/><br/>--Joralemon &amp; Columbia, Brooklyn Heights<br/><br/>Overheard by: Awesome Mother Fucker<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72138 -->Effeminate young man to lady friend: I think you&#39;re street smart when nobody tells you you&#39;re street smart.<br/><br/>--C train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101553 -->Father to son: You are so smart. You are going to be the leader of a cult someday.<br/><br/>--Thompson &amp; Spring<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 22, 2009