<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018821.html">Wednesday One-Liners, Now With Delicious Credit Crunch!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 115126 -->Hobo, yelling to crowd: The stimulus plan won&#39;t work! The banks have no money! We need to stimulate the banks! You know how? Cocaine and hookers!<br/><br/>--53rd st &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Andrew<br/><br/><!-- ID = 111296 -->Professor: I knew the economy was bad when I saw Saks had layaway. Layaway is for Wal-Mart, not Saks!<br/><br/>--NYU Law<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106046 -->Guy on phone with mother: No, mom! I&#39;m not going to walk on Wall St today. (pause) Because I don&#39;t feel like getting hit by a falling body, that&#39;s why.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; John St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115348 -->Asian metrosexual to friend entering clothing store: No, I wanna stimulate the economy!<br/><br/>--SoHo<br/><br/>Overheard by: Galatea<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115203 -->Cute young professional: I better be able to go into a bar and say, &quot;I have a job, and it&#39;s recession proof. Wanna see what my bed and a Magnum condom look like?&quot;<br/><br/>--72nd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lindsay D.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114081 -->Guy on cell: I&#39;m telling you, when a place like that switches from Charmin to Duane Reade toilet paper, you know the economy is in the shitter.<br/><br/>--Great Jones &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 22, 2009