<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018874.html">In <i>Queens</i>, If I Get My Way</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 115752 -->Four-year-old boy: Dad, if I die, when will I come back?<br/>Father: As far as I know, you won't.<br/>Four-year-old boy, untroubled, thoughtful: But...what if everyone dies?<br/>Father: Well, other people will take their place. Because everyone doesn't die at once. Know what I mean?<br/>Four-year-old boy: Where will we put mom if she dies?<br/>Mother, just arriving: Good grief!<br/>Father: In the ground. In a box in the ground.<br/><br/>--Barnes & Noble<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 26, 2009