<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018900.html">Wednesday One-Liners Burp the Worm</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117595 -->Teen girl: If you want to lose weight, watch a lot of porn. I&#39;m serious, if you watch porn, you won&#39;t have to eat for hours. Oh, and masturbating burns a lot of calories, too.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113581 -->Very upset drunk hobo, after conductor announces last stop: Your kickin&#39; all these people out to wait for the next train, just so you can jerk off?<br/><br/>--Bowling Green Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115224 -->Street dancer: Everyone on earth was born as a result of an orgasm. Everyone masturbates. And if they say they don&#39;t, they&#39;re lying. Even the Pope masturbates!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116790 -->Irish dude, throwing tea to the ground: It&#39;s not right, man! Asshole masturbated in my tea!<br/><br/>--Outside Starbucks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113456 -->Teen thug: I wanna pleasure myself while writing an essay, what&#39;s the problem with that?<br/><br/>--Q Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robert G.<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 29, 2009