<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018911.html">Anthony Michael Hall: "Can I Borrow Your Wednesday One-Liners for 10 Minutes?"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 113469 -->Professor: They make disposable everything these days. Disposable diapers, disposable razors. They even make edible underwear, don&#39;t they? (class is silent) Yes! They do! (pause) Maybe I&#39;m telling you more about myself than I should be...<br/><br/>--Wagner College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107895 -->Girl: Wait, my panties!<br/><br/>--Franklin St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107904 -->Guy on phone: I told you to take your thong off!<br/><br/>--60th &amp; Columbus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116104 -->Man: I do not want to know your bra size! Ever!<br/><br/>--Hunter College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Christina M.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118064 -->Guy on cell: He wore boxers and it was like, &quot;okay, so you hang to the left...&quot;<br/><br/>--W 46th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 113406 -->Older gentleman to lady friend: If this keeps up, I&#39;m going to have to start wearing underwear.<br/><br/>--14th St &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kat<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 29, 2009