<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018923.html">We Ivy Leaguers Can Afford to Kill Ourselves with <i>Cocaine</i></a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 115482 -->Professor in stuffy room: Someone open a window.<br/>Student: We're on the fifth floor; they don't open.<br/>Professor: I don't understand why they don't unlock them. No one is going to kill themselves. We're not NYU.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Apr 30, 2009