<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018941.html">I Just Wondered How You Got Blue Ink on Your Tongue</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 115778 -->Hipster dude: So what was the special going away gift he gave you?<br/>Hot Latin chick: He let me sign his nuts this time! He's so fucking hot.<br/>Hipster dude: Um...this time?<br/>Hot Latin chick: Yeah, for my birthday I signed his penis.<br/>Hipster dude: Stupid question...did you do anything else with it?<br/>Hot Latin chick: Dude? I'm not a slut! ...jeez, man.<br/><br/>--Bar, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: likethisstupid<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 2, 2009