<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018949.html">Parents Do Self-Pity Better Than Kids-- More Material</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 116977 -->Kindergarten-age boy, getting off of elevator: Last night I had a dream, and it was so scary, when I woke up I couldn't talk.<br/>Harried dad, getting into elevator, muttering: Welcome to my fucking life, kid.<br/><br/>--Columbia School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tell me about it<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 2, 2009