<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018988.html">Wednesdays Are <i>Profoundly</i> One-Linered</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 94377 -->Yankees fan to Mets friends: When we go to the Yankees stadium I&#39;ll be like a retard at a Chuck E. Cheese.<br/><br/>--Shea Stadium<br/><br/>Overheard by: Danial<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98983 -->Police officer in van, on loudspeaker: Move to the right! (people in cars ignore the order) Retards! You heard me! Move to the right!<br/><br/>--27th St &amp; 10th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99442 -->Crazy guy, ranting: You can&#39;t have sex with people who aren&#39;t retarded because they charge too damn much!<br/><br/>--V Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ryan P.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109228 -->Guy to girl: I never said that I wasn&#39;t retarded. Technically, I&#39;m not a hypocrite.<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Julia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118009 -->Heavily made-up girl: Do you think retarded people are, like, conceptually aware that they&#39;re retarded?<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: You tell me<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117895 -->Girl: The idea of a retarded Jack Russell Terrier is completely foreign to me, because as I recall, Wishbone was exceptionally well-read.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009