<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018989.html">Wednesday Om-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89924 -->Earth chick on cell: I had meditation and yoga class today. So, if you&#39;re coming over tonight we have to have spiritual sex.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106104 -->Guy on cell: You&#39;re never going to believe this, but I need to tell you anyways. I just did some witchcraft.<br/><br/>--9th St &amp; 3rd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Smoking Student<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115149 -->Yoga teacher: Not being able to do something can teach you a lot about yourself. Like how you&#39;re a fucking loser.<br/><br/>--Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102001 -->Rich white girl with dog in purse: Yeah, so when I went to go buy a dog, I picked Pookie out because he&#39;s a Pisces and I&#39;m a Virgo, and that way our personalities will match.<br/><br/>--C Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: evan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118088 -->White dude to another: I&#39;d like to see what his chi looks like.<br/><br/>--Chinatown<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aileen<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009