<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018990.html">A Shitload Of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 114656 -->Eight-year-old Russian boy, in Martin Luther King voice: I had a dream, that one day...I pooped. (giggles)<br/><br/>--Q Ttrain<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robert G.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115446 -->Drunk bro on phone: I know I&#39;m not the guy you fuck in the shower, but can I shit on your chest?<br/><br/>--Fordham University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116224 -->Woman on cell: There&#39;s no law against defecation.<br/><br/>--3rd Ave &amp; 10th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: SophieMed<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118236 -->Man whispering into cell: I&#39;m going to have to take a number two while we&#39;re talking.<br/><br/>--Sunshine Suites<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118404 -->Young man on cell: We&#39;re in the ticket line. Are you still pooping?<br/><br/>--Castle Clinton<br/><br/>Overheard by: B Fraz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117357 -->20-something guy to friends: When I poop on something, I want someone to notice!<br/><br/>--Bushwick, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: I prefer to flush<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009