<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018991.html">Wednesday One-Liners Don&#39;t Call It a "Job" for Nothin&#39;</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117510 -->Bar hopper: Look at him! He&#39;s 20, but he sucks dick like he&#39;s 47!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave &amp; 5th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Christian<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117033 -->Girl on cell: I&#39;m really mad that he&#39;s telling everyone I gave him head, and calling my mom a milf.<br/><br/>--West 72nd Urban Outfitters<br/><br/>Overheard by: Will<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117903 -->Student on cell: I can&#39;t wait to put that in my mouth.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wait, What?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118252 -->30-something to teen: I&#39;m telling you: ignore a bitch and she&#39;ll be giving you head in a day.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118315 -->Slutty girl: So after about five minutes, I took a break and my jaw was shaking.<br/><br/>--87th &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117779 -->Crazy hobo: Look, I don&#39;t mean this in a sexual manner, but could you suck my dick?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009