<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018992.html"><i>The Audacity Of Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 115519 -->Black guy, cutting in front of line at movie theater: Excuse me, Barack Obama is President now. Thank you.<br/><br/>--AMC Movie Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emmy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115676 -->Man with hand stuck in bus door to bus driver: We got a black President and you actin&#39; like this? You civil service!<br/><br/>--14D Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116710 -->Sketching Jamaican hobo: Obama is some kinda skateboard.<br/><br/>--Shuttle to Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117610 -->Subway hobo: How come Obama don&#39;t have sex with his wife no more? Because every time she opens her legs, he sees bush!<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116907 -->Man to toddler in his arms: That&#39;s Obama. He&#39;s gonna save us all from doom! From doom!<br/><br/>--University &amp; 12th St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 6, 2009